Patch 3.1
We all have those Oops, I’m a noob moments.
by Malchome on Aug.13, 2009, under Patch 3.1, Patch 3.2, World of Warcraft
Well I had one of those moments last night.
In one of the comments under my 3.2 killed Crafted Epics post, I mention how my reasonably fresh 80s a Priest healed a H-UK. There were a few problems and we ended up having one of our DPS switch to tank speck and the tank switch to DPS. As the new tank was slightly better geared. The rest of the instance went reasonably well, we still had another wipe but if anything it was only a death here or there the rest of the time.
Well after doing a few battle grounds and seeing my numbers suck and trying to figure out what I needed to do about it, we ran a normal CoT:Stratt. We ran into the new instances can not be launched issue again for 15-20 minutes. Long enough for me to log in here and create another fuming post about the instance servers. After writing I decided to cancel it’s publish as it was just too negative.
So now beating around the bush what was my noob moment last night. Halfway through the run I realized that my spells were not up to date. I was 1-3 ranks behind on almost all of my healing spells! My hots would tick for between 3-400 more per tick and my heals were 2k more potent each cast. That is a hell of a lot. My first reaction was wow do I feel stupid now.
Then I remembered hey you healed a H-UK with lower rank spells and it still succeeded despite your stupidity. This goes to further my point that new 80s can get good gear and Epics if they know people already established in higher end content. Also that means that even though my numbers sucked I could still heal well while handicapping myself like I did.
The lesson to be learned from this however is that if you level Dual-Spec like I did with the Priest check your alt-spec after training and manually update your spells.
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by Malchome on Jul.31, 2009, under Patch 3.1, Patch 3.2, World of Warcraft
Ok I have been reading all of the Blue Posts about how they have been working on some sort of solution to this issue. As a programmer I understand that changes can not just be made on the fly often. Especially when it deals with the underlying architecture.
However on Elune we have been dealing with this BS on and off, since January. If you want to run an instance after 8PM EST you will most likely be dancing in and out of the instance portal for 10-20 minutes each time you want to run an instance.
7 Bloody months.
I really hope blizzard is not planning on getting new players often anymore. I will tell you that if I was a new player and wanted to run an instance, maybe my first instance and ran into this problem I would be canceling the next day.
I bring this up because I have run into this the past 2 nights while I was trying to run a new player through Dead Mines. I recruited them to the game and was planning on helping them out. We ended up running the instance but this has got to end.
The server upgrades had damn well better be in place when the patch hits or else there is going to be hell to pay on the forums. Given that the new patch will again add incentives for running normal and heroic 5 man dungeons. The massive amounts of people complaining would be like nothing we have seen before IMO. But then I did miss things join right around the time of the original Naxx patch. The instance servers as we know it will most likely melt under the load, hopefully only figuratively speaking.
Don’t get me wrong I know Blizzard is working on the problem and they want to get these issues resolved I guess a little more transparency as to how the servers are set up in general would at least help some of us understand the issues. Then we can explain it to the rest of the community that have no clue about hardware and or software deployment.
On a lighter note, a good joke.
by Malchome on Jul.16, 2009, under Patch 3.1
Well as any backseat developer or couch quarterback would like is to have the things on the screen they are yelling at actually listen to them. This can be seen by all of the troll posts on the various forums begging for a Blue Post.
Well, instead I took matters into my own hands. With the Hunter pet changes that occurred in patch 3.1, I went out to get a proxy of our favorite developer for my hunter.
When leveling and soloing I prefer Tenacity pets and with Thunder Stomp now a talent rather than family ability I could not resist the urge to do this for LoLs.
Anyway I keep on meaning to post about this picture every time I see it and then forget about it.


